Roastly
Workplace roast drop

Turn office lore into something hilarious.

Upload a photo, paste the receipts, or tell the story. Roastly makes a personalized performance review, trading card, newspaper front page, and more—ready to share in seconds.

Create a workplace roast See how it works

Start with one roast. No awkward subscription meeting required.

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Roastly presents

THE GROUP CHAT
FILES

PERFORMANCE REVIEW

The Unofficial Annual Review

For questionable calendar habits and heroic snack budgets.

TRADING CARD

Office Legend Card

Stats, special moves, and earned nonsense.

FRONT PAGE

The Daily Roast

A workplace moment with headlines, scandal, and zero HR paperwork.

Latest allegation

Dog promoted to VP of Snacks

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Your receipts stay yours. We use them to make the roast, not train on your office lore.

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You set the heat: lightly petty, properly pointed, or full-send funny.

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Every finished roast is built to drop in Slack, the group chat, or a meeting recap.

How it works

Tiny input.
Massive payoff.

No prompt engineering. No design skills. Just bring the evidence and pick your target.

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Drop the evidence.

A photo, a chat, or the story that absolutely deserves a paper trail.

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Choose the treatment.

Turn it into a tabloid, performance review, trading card, poster, or whatever makes it land.

03

Release the roast.

Download it, send it to the group chat, and enjoy the very justified replies.

Workplace formats

Start a rumor. Then make it official.

Choose a template

01 / PERFORMANCE REVIEW

The Unofficial Annual Review

For questionable calendar habits and heroic snack budgets.

02 / TRADING CARD

Office Legend Card

Stats, special moves, and earned nonsense.

03 / FRONT PAGE

The Daily Roast

A workplace moment with headlines, scandal, and zero HR paperwork.

Pick your roast

Pay per laugh, or keep the chaos coming.

Quick Roast

One shareable workplace roast. One perfectly timed drop.

$5

  • 1 downloadable roast
  • Pick any live template
  • Ready for Slack or the group chat
Make the roast
Most roasted

Team Roast Pack

Four personalized drops for the people keeping work interesting.

$15

  • 4 downloadable roasts
  • Mix workplace templates
  • Priority generation
  • Print-ready on select formats
Build the pack

Roast Club

For the person who always has another office story.

$12/month

  • 4 fresh roasts each month
  • Early template drops
  • Seasonal team packs
  • Cancel anytime
Keep roasting

Your receipts are waiting

Make the thing the team will quote for years.

A performance review for the colleague who lives in “quick syncs.” A trading card for the office legend. Start with the story; Roastly makes it shareable.

Make the roast